Whats up peeps! Its 1:20 am in the morning, while you act like a party pooper and are snoozing away, and dreaming you are in the Wizard of Oz looking for Dorthy for some fun, I am here in the Trailer Park, at Ravens Red Zone headquarters, getting ready to type a stroie(Joe Moko’s way [...]

I was scrolling through the web, trying to find something good to write about, when I came across this damn “Ravens S*ck Myspace page. Here is the link to this garbage http://www.myspace.com/im_high_maintenance  As usuall its a bunch of Squeeler fans, doing what they do best, and squeeing like the bunch of pigs they are! Admit it Sh*ttsburgh, [...]

Yo, what up bmore? Show the big man some love. Yo, I gotta clear da air real quick. Not one bee-atch had the balls to e-mail thy last week. Nobody from Pittsburgh, Cinncinati, or Cleveland. Thatz because no one in their right mindz, wantz to battle me yo.  I weigh 438 pounds, im a big [...]

Johnny Hookle got a Henna Tat2 while down Ocean City, Maryland. The kid has the dough he tells me, so he decided on the spur of the moment to go to Pittsburgh, and go to a sports bar and see what they think of his face tat2. “I got my Henna tattoo to make my [...]

Let me clear my throat! My Trailer Home is filled with more smoke than Cheech and Chong’s dump, I keep burping from this Rolling Rock. Its 1:47 am, while you sleep away, I am making a statement! Yeah bucktooth, I blog on the Ravens….but this is the preseason! I have NOT watched one game this damn [...]

  I have been a big supporter of “The Wacco” Joe Flacco for some time now. But Flacco has NEVER outplayed a elite NFL QB in the 2 years he has played. Yeah we beat Brady in the playoffs, but with like 5 turnovers in 1st Quarter, deep in their territory, “The Water Buffalo” Scott Mitchell [...]

Ladies and gentleman, if you dont know what today is….then you may have amnesia! Every tuesday, the fatman Joe Moko the 438 pound former amatuer hotdog eating champion, and current illegal bareknuckel hillbilly fighter Joe Moko will have his weekly column posted. This week Moko is pissed, his friend tricked him into going fishing for [...]

For 10 years, Redskins owner Jack Kent Cook, kept Baltimore from getting a NFL team. For 10 plus years, we were forced to watch the damn Redskins games on TV everyweek. The NFL had them listed as our hometown team, before we got the Ravens. Thanks to former Governer William Donald Schafer, and his endless [...]

Last week, Joe Moko attempted to back me up. And when a 438 pound bad *ss, says “I got your back” you know it means he is going to either cuss someone out, or challenge them to one of his “Mountain Men Bareknuckel” Max Meadows hillbilly fights! “Yo, I signed up, and they banned me” [...]

Rumor from the B Paper(Matt Vensal blog) says the Ravens practiced a fake play, where RB Ray Rice gets the ball, and throws it to Joe Flacco from the WR position. Yeah it worked 2 years ago against the sorry-*ss Raiders, Flacco almost scored on like a 50 yard reception. But on Opening Day, we [...]

Ladies and gentelman, the 438 pound former hot dog eating champion, and bareknuckel badass Joe Moko has agreed to become a guest columnist for the 2010 Ravens season. He will be posting one blog a week on here. Here is his first blog…. Yo! Can yall hear me up in dis joint? Its the bigman [...]

Raven football is back! Tonight, the Ravens face a WEAK team in the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers come in with former Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausan, as he makes his pro-debut against Ray Lewis. Maybe Jimmy better call out sick! There aint alot to say…this is exhibition football….I hate exhibition games. They are meaningless! We [...]

There is a fake Ray Lewis on facebook. And he is on my friends list. A year ago it would have been OK. But nowadays there is a law on using FAKE identitys. So ATTENTION BALTIMORE RAVENS and will the real Ray Lewis please stand up…and SACK this wannabe into Pittsburgh with all them chicken [...]

The time is almost here, where I blog on a regular basis. Thats right you drunks…its almost Ravens season! Haha, looking forward to another fun year, of hell raising, drunken trash talking. This is the year we win the damn Super Bowl. Thats enough to pop open a beer right now. Some people in Baltimore(well [...]

I love my Ravens…Baltimore! Some of the local drunks wanted to bash me in the comments section of a Matt V blog on bthesite.com. Suggs was one of the NFL’s best passrushers for years. I always felt like he would go to LAZY standards once he got that big contract. Raven fans are supporting Suggs…which [...]

I typed my name on Google, just to see my legendary stories on the internet, when I came upon a damn story posted up on Steelers Universe(some site, where nerdy Steeler fans act tough). This post, they had pics, with my face on fake photos. So you know me, I had to sign up, and [...]

Last night when I posted my 2 Minute Warning Sergio Kindle blog, I did NOT know the severity of his injury. I found out he has a fractured skull. This makes this a serious matter. I ONLY wish the best for Sergio. Take your time coming back. You hit offensive players with your head, even [...]

Everyweek, I am going to be doing a NEW blog on here called “2 Minute Warning”. It SHOULD only take YOU 2 minutes to read it. Unless (A) You are illiterate (B) You have bad eyes and CANT see, and YOU need bifocals lol. In honor of the NFL for its legendary 2 minute warning, [...]

Ed Reed….what the hell is going on with ya pal? 1st he asks for a new contract after he is hurt, and also has a uncurable neck injury. Now he says the Ravens did NOT send him any game film. Maybe the Ravens think you went coo-coo! If you are mentally unstable pal, you may [...]

The Baltimore Sun said that moron WR, and Pittsburgh Steeler member Randle El considered the Ravens contract offer! WHIPPDEE-DOO! Of course he considered it! Who would NOT consider a offer that is over a MILLION DOLLARS! If he didnt consider it, maybe he should be sent to a “MENTAL HOSPITAL” Ya know? If they offered [...]