http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbRBgYvZlwU Obligatory The FOTP funship and pleasure cruice will be laying anchor down in the ATL this weekend for the now not-so-intriguing Chick-fil-a Kickoff between LSU and whats left of North Carolina.  It’s been a while since we’ve ventured over to the crunkest of southern cities (sorry Memphis) and we need a little refresher course.  Tonight at 7:30 [...]

Joe Schad dropped the bomb  and ESPN is confirming it now , UNC could potentially have 16 players suspending for their season opening game against LSU on Saturday.  UNC is reported to be working with the NCAA on some sort of delayed suspension schedule so they aren’t totally devoid of warm bodies for the season.  In the spirit of [...]

1) Mural of Mt. Cody’s block against UT: CHECK
2) Custom-made sticker saying, “IF I’M WEARING A TURBAN AUBURN’S PLAYING IRAQ”: CHECK
3) Degree from the University of Alabama: …

Yep, he lost.
Well, Andy Roddick is playing is done playing tennis at the U.S. Open. So, why not another Brooklyn Decker photo gallery? Gallery after the jump.

You know…I thought about doing some clever little photoshop with the Mad Men logo and some cort of joke slighting Bama fan or something.  Instead, I opted for “ready for a night out on the town” Joan Holloway.  It was an easy choice. The working environments  in the SEC  and in the halls of Sterling Cooper Draper [...]

The dark cloud of gloom and inevitability has thrust itself over the skies of  Oxford once again as Ole Miss is reporting that the NCAA has denied the waiver that would allow Jeremiah Masoli to play immediately for the rebels this Fall.   Masoli had applied for eligibility under the transfer rule that allows graduates with eligibility left [...]

According to Ole Miss Defensive End and Twitter celebrity Kentrell Lockett , Jerrell Powe is not only recent fodder for Fark goodness , but is the most accommodating of party hosts…providing more than just your run of the mill chips and dip.  This soiree, one can only assume, is the direct cause for this.  Get well soon OleForty. [...]

You may remember our friend The Geek of The Geek Sheet Sports fame from last years FOTP pick ‘em competition (that uh, yours truly won). Well he is BACK and kind enough to write up an SEC preview for the masses. Take the time to study it. Learn it. And prepare. We. Are. So. Close. The Geek Sheet SEC [...]

It’s been a long but fruitful summer for #15…if the type of fruit you usually enjoy is a day or two past optimal ripeness and likely has a back tattoo and a raging case of herpes.  He’s ventured to the far reaches of the globe in search of culture, experience, and willing, at least by general [...]

ESPN CollegeGameday’s predictions The UNC Scout team is really talented all of a sudden Analyzing the Ole Miss depth chart… …but Masoli is [...]

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Watch the kid’s head spin in slow motion after the jump.

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Word broke late yesterday that the NCAA investigation of North Carolina has now expanded to include potential academic infractions involving up to 10 Tar Heel players , all of who were moved to the scout team this week in wake of the investigation.  The investigation centers around potential academic fraud perpetrated by a UNC tutor…a tutor that also [...]

Word broke late yesterday that the NCAA investigation of North Carolina has now expanded to include potential academic infractions involving up to 10 Tar Heel players , all of who were moved to the scout team this week in wake of the investigation.  The investigation centers around potential academic fraud perpetrated by a UNC tutor…a tutor that also [...]

The Energy Drink Battle of the Palmetto State is coming to a convenience store near you (assuming you live in South Carolina). While partial to Cocktane, Stephen Garcia thinks* both go great with vodka or Jager…but regardless of which of these elixers is more agreeable with your pallet, mass consumption of either will undoubtedly lead to some good ol’ Carolina head stompin’ . * just a guess . [...]

It was only a matter of time…the Family Arm isn’t having any of that back talk and would kindly direct you to accept the all but inevitable outcome of 187 miles of hour of general spiral inducing mansomeness.  Its mere essence is more than you should probably handle without a spotter and some extra padding…so skanks, just [...]

Nerd humor is a dish best served cold on a platter of social networking with a side of timely memes and a well placed Albert Means joke.   Behold, after the jump, the last 10 years of SEC football if it was documented on Facebook HT: Chad Gibss, who was a splendid book that you should probably pick up. [...]

Forgive the 24 hour tardiness, it took a full day to wash off the oil and tar from my weekend trip to the Gulf Coast…not to worry, it wasn’t from the beaches, I hooked up with a girl or two from UAB over the weekend.  On to the links… Woman of the Week: Lauren Jones .  Mississippi girl and [...]

Because you internet people seem to love it, I present to you Nike’s Alabama Pro-Combat Unis. And yes, they will be unveiling them against Mississipi State.

Bidding will start at two bits A day after his power play to get BYU into his conference blew up in his face with the heat of a thousand vengeful fires, WAC Commissioner Karl Benson sat before the press today and tried to force a smile and explain his conference’s direction in the wake of the Mountain West, [...]

They see me rollin’, they hatin’ It’s been a long summer of poppin’ bottles, runnin’ trim, and generally just turning in the type of performance that should be expected from a legitimate Heisman candidate and potential first round NFL draft pick.  But #15 is human.  All the running around and excessive gallivanting has taken its toll.  He’s [...]