Dude, WTF??? Looks like 8+ years of steroid abuse has taken its toll. Of course, Sammy…who always tells the truth…claims he isn’t lightening his skin ala the Dead King of Pop. This is just an effect from a “skin rejuvenation” process. Uh huh. How about the bad skin and blowfishy appearance, dickhead?

Let me set the record straight. Even though I’m a Cubs fan, I have always HATED Sammy Sosa. In fact, this very website is dedicated to him. Every word he utters is either a lie or a boast…quite often both. Yes, I cheered for his home runs but,...