The List: #6 Our Trip to the Pool at Hard Rock Casino

During the summer our crack staff of malcontents and social drinkers will be compiling a list of the ten most excruciatingly terrible people on the face of the earth.  Those distinctly unique douchebags who completely fail at life and yet still manage to rise above their own horendousness to be lauded by some faction of the masses.  They deserve our ridicule, tasteless jokes, and general disdain…and at the very least a punch in the face.  Feel free to send nominations to us at hundreddollarhandshakes@gmail.com.  The List will be an ongoing summer endeavor and is a fluid situation to account for the future awfulness that these chosen few will surely produce.

Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.  ~Author Unknown

The gentleman in the below cinematic masterpiece would concur, cause, when all the pool top platform dancing is done,  its all about banging bad bitches people…holla!