An Idiot’s Guide to Fixing the Bullpen

I like Gardy, I really do. It is impossible for him to please me, or any other blogger, all the time, so I appreciate his work. However, sometimes he and the rest of the management fail to do things that I think are the easiest decision in the world.

This year the main chopping block on which the management's head has been thrust over is the bullpen. It's not the pitchers fault. It's just that they stink, and Gardy needs to remove his "Brian Bass-colored glasses" for a minute and look upon the light of day.

Here are my "three simple steps" that I think would drastically improve (or in keeping with the theme of this blog; "fix") the way the bullpen performs. To be honest, I have no idea why these same moves haven't been made months ago.

Step One: Remove Brian Bass from all things having to do with the Minnesota Twins.

I know it sounds totally brutal, but most, er -- lots, er -- at least a little of it doesn't come from frustration....